You Boys,
The rules:
As Andy rightly pointed out (although he does have several nicknames but i fear they may be censored on this forum) You don't get to pick your name.
It has to come from someone else, preferably because of something you have or have not done, a certain characteristic, the more subtle the better.
I will give you a recent example to get you started.
One of our most recent nicknames for a coach is NEMO, whilst chatting with our mechanic 'GLOOM' a new coach Lee (NEMO) passed comment to GLOOM who replied in the vernacular with **** off CODHEAD. Now this will men nothing to you guys and didn't mean much to us but but CODHEAD is a local insult between people from GLOOM'S area and LEE'S, cod fishing is very big in that part of the world. Now we wrestled with codhead as a nickname but could not in all professionalism introduce anyone as codhead, so the floor was opened to expand on this. BUTCH came up with the inspired reference to a naive fish always getting in harms way and hence NEMO.
There is no way LEE would have picked NEMO which is also why its a perfect nickname.
You can not give an attractive woman BAYWATCH as it shows no effort, originality, patience, deference to the honour of nicknames, due consideration and quite frankly is just lazy.
So step up boys and raise the bar.
Trevor's T-SHIRT is a good start get him to explain it and aim high.
Best
Jet